Dear Civic SI on 93 South

"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo) 08/03/2015 at 18:59 • Filed to: PSA, Dear Asshat

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I’m flattered that you went out of your way to change lanes (twice, even) to pace me from the left lane.

I’m flattered that your flat-brimmed hat wearing passenger invited me to race you guys.

Really.

I, however, have a three legged cat to get home and feed (she’s happy to see me, by the way). I can’t potentially wreck my car, your car or anyone else trying to get home right now. See it’s the tail end of rush hour and who knows what could happen?

I hope you understand.

You do?

Oh, good. Sadly, the VTEC kicked I could read what racing group sticker you were gesturing to on your back window, yo. Might I suggest larger font?

Anyways, farewell sirs. I hope your can forever farts.

Really though...don’t be stupid. Take it to the track.

Dusty Ventures > cazzyodo 08/03/2015 at 19:37

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I may have to plagarize this at some point...

cazzyodo > Dusty Ventures 08/03/2015 at 19:49

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Use it and put a dash with my name!! haha

Dusty Ventures > cazzyodo 08/03/2015 at 19:51

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In that case prepare to be on the receiving end of a lot of MassTuning butthurt

cazzyodo > Dusty Ventures 08/03/2015 at 19:59

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Use this next time.

Dusty Ventures > cazzyodo 08/03/2015 at 20:03

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The fact that this exists is saying something

cazzyodo > Dusty Ventures 08/03/2015 at 20:11

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To be fair, I just made it. If you don’t have a meme generator on your phone you are woefully ill prepared for the Internet

Dusty Ventures > cazzyodo 08/03/2015 at 20:20

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I do indeed have one of those, it has been very useful.

Also I just did a google search for “Masstuning meme.” Looks like they do exist ;)

smobgirl > cazzyodo 08/03/2015 at 20:46

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Crazy cat lady has zeroed in on the important part of the post...pics pls?

cazzyodo > smobgirl 08/03/2015 at 21:05

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Time to sift through the last 8 months haha. This is Juliette. I wrote about her in November.

This is in the past half hour. She jumped into the space of a TV stand we’re going to sell.

This is last night playing in the drawer we redid for a TV stand.

We need to keep bags or boxes out for her to hide in.

See?

Just being fabulous.

Here’s a post...pardon the link, on mobile.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/so-this-weeken…

AM3R shamefully returns > cazzyodo 08/03/2015 at 21:22

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Funny read, definitely gonna send this (with credit to you) to some of my friends. What do you drive?

cazzyodo > AM3R shamefully returns 08/03/2015 at 21:26

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Haha...knock yourself out!

Drive a FoST.

smobgirl > cazzyodo 08/03/2015 at 21:33

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Squee!! Her eyes are so gorgeous. Thanks for giving her a happy home! And satisfying my photo demand. That bag picture just says “busted”

I must’ve missed the story the first time around. Life was more important than the Internet in November but I’m back at a point where I’m surviving on cat videos again.

cazzyodo > smobgirl 08/04/2015 at 11:07

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She has a little road rash on the bridge of her nose so between that, the black nose and her eyes I tend to melt a little bit.

It’s not even fair.

If you ever need a cat photo, just let me know. I have plenty.

Kat Callahan > cazzyodo 08/04/2015 at 11:20

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Some people don’t deserve to have Si’s.

Or, you know, a car. Or a license.

Eberle-Hills-Cop > Dusty Ventures 08/04/2015 at 11:37

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I enjoy masstuning because it reminds me no matter how dumb I may feel sometimes, there is always a greater majority out there that I could never compare to.

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > Dusty Ventures 08/04/2015 at 11:41

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I feel like I missed something funy...did I?

Dusty Ventures > banjo cat ghost of oppo past 08/04/2015 at 11:49

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Cazzy and I both live in Massachusetts. There's an enthusiast group here called MassTuning. Making a post on their boards that makes fun of street racing, Hondas, fart cans, and flat brims would cover, and thus offend, about 80% of the group.

64Mali > Dusty Ventures 08/04/2015 at 12:25

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Masstuning is such a troll fest. I liked when we had V2 for a short period of time. I refuse to go to a MT event just because of the asshattary.